1 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:14,600 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 3 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:22,733 ♪ come aboard ♪ 4 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,404 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 5 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:30,664 ♪ and love ♪ 6 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,579 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 7 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:38,789 ♪ let it flow ♪ 8 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:42,752 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 9 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:46,174 ♪ the love boat ♪ 10 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:51,264 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 11 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,512 ♪ the love boat ♪ 12 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:58,766 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 13 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,270 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 14 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:07,532 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 15 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,949 ♪ and love ♪ 16 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:15,199 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 17 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:18,953 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 18 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:23,497 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 19 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:28,003 ♪ it's love ♪ 20 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:34,047 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 21 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:02,039 Terribly sorry, excuse me. 22 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,711 Gopher: Bye-bye. 23 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,710 Sorry. 24 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,211 Uh, hi. 25 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,211 Hi. 26 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,842 Uh, my name is Sidney willens. 27 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,879 I wonder if you could direct me to my cabin. 28 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,173 Yes, sir, Mr. Willens. 29 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,166 You're on fiesta deck, cabin 208. 30 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,968 Thank you. Ah! 31 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,591 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 32 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,508 I mean putting the pencil behind your ear like that. 33 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,176 Very dangerous. Uh, I should know. 34 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,515 That's my business -- I'm a safety inspector. 35 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,140 Oh, well, I'm sure you'll find this ship as safe as your own home. 36 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,938 Oh, I certainly hope not. 37 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:30,611 Do you realize that 33% of all accidents occur in the home? 38 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,282 I know. That's why I went to sea. 39 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,701 Teasing, just -- 40 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,989 well, have a nice trip -- vacation, not... 41 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,327 I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me. 42 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,583 Uh, my name is Sidney willens. 43 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,384 What is it? 44 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:50,880 Uh, those shoes. 45 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:54,092 Oh, yes. Yes, I bought them especially for this cruise. 46 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,263 Uh, big mistake, big mistake. 47 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,722 Those are not good shoes to be wearing aboard a ship. 48 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:02,814 I mean, you should be wearing shoes that have rubber soles. 49 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,601 I mean, the legs are great, but the shoes are a big mistake. 50 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,145 Oh, thank you. 51 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,228 No trouble at all. 52 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,775 Kind of cute but very picky. 53 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:13,779 Mm-hmm. 54 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,990 Um, Alice Robbins. 55 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:16,359 Yes. Alice Robbins. 56 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,066 Julie: Hello, welcome aboard. 57 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,576 Mr. Kirby? I'm Julie McCoy. 58 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:21,658 Are you sailing with us? 59 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,583 I didn't see your name on the manifest. 60 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,291 No, miss McCoy, I'm looking for one of my executives 61 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:26,461 who's on this cruise. 62 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,629 Oh, does that mean that your corporation 63 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,628 is thinking of buying the line again? 64 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,250 It means I want to talk somebody out of resigning. 65 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,048 I'm not about to let my most valuable vice-president 66 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,341 quit like this. 67 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,804 Oh, that wouldn't be Lydia foster, would it? 68 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,925 I've read about you two in the papers. 69 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,972 Yes, it is Lydia foster. 70 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,766 But don't believe everything you read. 71 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,309 Our relationship has been strictly business. 72 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,693 Well, she looks just like her pictures. 73 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,319 Excuse me. 74 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,319 Sure. 75 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,490 Lydia. 76 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,448 I refuse to accept your resignation. 77 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,158 Please, Mr. Kirby, I'm late. 78 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:00,278 I have to get aboard. 79 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,195 Damn it, we're not sleeping together! 80 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:05,163 If you think I'm gonna let some other company snap you up... 81 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,584 Sir, I am grateful to maxitronics international 82 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,174 for the confidence you've placed in me, but I can't g-- 83 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,829 excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, 84 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,708 but, Mr. Kirby, we're about to sail. 85 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:14,995 You'll have to go ashore. 86 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,088 Not without her. 87 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,632 I won't change my mind. 88 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,675 Miss McCoy, do you have an empty cabin? 89 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:20,799 I'll check. 90 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,845 Yes, sir, one, but it's small. 91 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,809 I'll take it. 92 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,519 I'd like an open telephone line to my corporate headquarters 93 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,179 and use of a telex. 94 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,179 Yes, sir. 95 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:30,137 You and I will meet at 2:00 this afternoon. 96 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,898 But I don't work for you anymore. 97 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,520 All right, make it 2:30. 98 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,317 [ Sighs ] 99 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,198 Hey, gopher. 100 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,198 What? 101 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,741 Have you seen doc yet? 102 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,874 No, I've been looking for him, but I haven't seen him. 103 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:45,791 Well, look, I mean, 104 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,868 you know when doc takes a two-week vacation, 105 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,544 he doesn't want it to be 10 seconds less than two weeks. 106 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,383 Well, I hope he remembered to pack his bathing suit 107 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:53,748 because if he's any later, 108 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,875 he's gonna have to swim out to meet us. 109 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,212 Gopher. 110 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,212 Sir. 111 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,876 Did you tell Dr. Bricker I wanted to see him 112 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,085 as soon as he got back? 113 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,344 He hasn't reported to me yet. 114 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,506 Well, that's because he hasn't come back to the ship yet, sir. 115 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,724 We're due to sail in 12 minutes. 116 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:05,724 Mm. 117 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:06,845 Well, there he is. 118 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,313 Hi, everybody. 119 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,733 Well, hi, doc, nice of you to drop by. 120 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:12,941 Hey, what is this, 121 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,361 the latest look in medical attire? 122 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,689 Hey, knock it off, you two. 123 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,073 I just haven't had time to change. 124 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,400 I'm sorry I'm late. 125 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,824 It must have been some vacation. 126 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:20,992 Oh, just the usual -- 127 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,450 played a couple rounds of golf, saw some nice movies, 128 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,911 got married, uh, took a couple of tennis lessons -- 129 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,752 whoa! What?! 130 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,752 Hey! Back up! 131 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,328 Tanya. 132 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,796 Gentlemen, and lady, 133 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,759 I'd like you to meet, as of, uh, 2 hours and 17 minutes ago, 134 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,761 the new Mrs. Adam bricker. 135 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,767 Well, hi. 136 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,767 Congratulations. 137 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,098 How are you doing? Nice to meet you. 138 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,143 Hey, doc, congratulations, man. 139 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,976 That's incredible. 140 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,482 [ Air horn blows ] 141 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,801 [ Gasps ] 142 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,593 Just checking the equipment. 143 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,639 Here you go. 144 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,932 Isaac Washington honeymoon specials. 145 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,097 Oh, wow. 146 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:38,645 Two sips, and you feel like you went over Niagara Falls. 147 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,481 Okay, doc and Tanya, tell us -- how did it happen? 148 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,186 Yeah, where'd you meet Tanya? 149 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:45,777 One night while I was on my vacation, 150 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,953 I decided to go to a concert to hear 151 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,832 an eastern-European touring symphony orchestra. 152 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,830 How come I never meet beautiful ladies 153 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,252 like Tanya at the symphony? 154 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,120 Because you never go to the symphony. 155 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,877 Good reason. 156 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,839 Purser Smith to the lido deck, please. 157 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,839 Ah, duty calls. You can see, Tanya, 158 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,171 I'm the only one around here that does any work. 159 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,337 Oh, will you take this back to the bar for me? 160 00:07:08,427 --> 00:07:10,967 Anyway, back at the symphony... 161 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,215 Right. 162 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:13,846 Actually, Tanya wasn't in the audience. 163 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,353 She was onstage in the orchestra. 164 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:18,855 The world's most gorgeous cellist. 165 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,478 [ Eastern-European accent ] If it was up to Adam, 166 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,645 he'd have me listed in the program that way. 167 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:23,863 I would not. I'd have you listed as 168 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,453 the world's most gorgeous and talented cellist. 169 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,159 Anyway, I was so impressed, 170 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,739 I went backstage to compliment Tanya on her playing. 171 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,865 Well, she complimented me on my compliment, 172 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,832 one compliment led to another -- we got married. 173 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:37,712 Whoever said flattery gets you nowhere? 174 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,549 Ah, gopher. 175 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,050 I'm the one who had you paged. 176 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,513 There are some very serious safety hazards on this ship. 177 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,215 Mr. Willens, have you been working on your vacation? 178 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,927 First of all, 179 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,687 the carpeting in my cabin is 1/16 of an inch higher 180 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,020 than the carpeting in the passageway, 181 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,896 which means that someone could very easily trip 182 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,864 and break their neck just passing over the threshold. 183 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:10,615 I see -- lower the carpet in the cabin 184 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,368 or raise the carpet in the passageway. 185 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,950 Uh, excuse me, gopher. 186 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:18,746 Uh, hi. 187 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,291 Remember me? Sidney. 188 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,544 Oh, sure I remember you. 189 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,247 I'm Alice Robbins. 190 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,547 See? Rubber soles. 191 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,721 Oh, good, good. Very good. 192 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:31,889 Uh, I was standing across the deck watching you, 193 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:34,599 and I couldn't help notice your terrific tan. 194 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,600 Oh. 195 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,891 It's so dark and so deep. 196 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,265 Oh, yes, I've been working hard at it. 197 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:44,153 Do you have any idea how bad that is for your skin? 198 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,442 You mean you came all the way across here 199 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,735 just to tell me how unhealthy my tan is? 200 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,699 Well, I also couldn't help noticing your eyes. 201 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:54,621 Look, if they're hazardously close together, forget it. 202 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,450 I'm not going to move them. 203 00:08:56,535 --> 00:09:00,325 Oh, no, I just wanted to say that I think they're beautiful. 204 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,791 Oh, thank you. 205 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:08,376 Listen, would you like to join me this afternoon? 206 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,634 Oh, well, thank you. Yes, I would very much. 207 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,336 Uh, what are you going to do? 208 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,256 Go skeet shooting. 209 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,974 Ah, skeet shoo-- 210 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,354 skeet shooting? 211 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,930 Hey, isn't that a little dangerous? 212 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,096 I don't know. It's my first time. 213 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:22,895 First time. 214 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,607 Mr. Kirby. 215 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,317 Are you enjoying the cruise? 216 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,698 It's been absolutely marvelous. 217 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,155 I've acquired two new subsidiaries since we left port. 218 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,616 Not that German corporation? 219 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,116 Yes, and the Italian one, too. 220 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,207 And I couldn't have done it without your spadework. 221 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:49,013 Now, uh, as to this absurd idea you have about leaving us -- 222 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,628 [ laughs ] 223 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,125 What's so funny? 224 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:55,757 Haven't you noticed that nobody else is wearing anything 225 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,345 that even vaguely resembles a three-piece business suit? 226 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,181 Yes. Now, to these rumors about you and I in the boardroom -- 227 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,557 I really don't think you -- 228 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,853 you really ought to buy more appropriate clothing. 229 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,147 Lydia, in the 20 years since I graduated 230 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,031 from the warton school of finance, 231 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,488 what I have on has always been appropriate. 232 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,359 For the warton school of finance. 233 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,526 [ Laughs ] I'm sorry, but if we're going to talk, 234 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,825 either I have to put on a business suit, 235 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,039 or you have to put on a bathing suit. 236 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,540 Well, I-I wouldn't want you to get suntan oil 237 00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,002 all over your business suit. 238 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,212 Great. Then I'll help you pick out what you need. 239 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,214 I-I don't suppose they make three-piece bathing suits? 240 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,917 Maybe we could find a two-piece with a life vest. 241 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,886 Mmm, is that a great Martini. 242 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,385 Huh? 243 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,057 Is that a great Martini! 244 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:52,234 I still have the cotton in my ears from the skeet shooting. 245 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,528 Do you realize that gunshot noise 246 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,282 is one of the leading causes of ear damage, hmm? 247 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,025 Did you know that? 248 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,866 Isaac, I'd like to talk to you about this Martini. 249 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:02,952 Great, isn't it? 250 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,537 That is not the point. 251 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,422 The point of this toothpick is the point. 252 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,670 It is dangerously sharp. 253 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,752 Oh, well, we tried the ones with the rounded ends, 254 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,507 but they don't seem to Pierce the olive. 255 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:17,219 Have you tried softer olives? 256 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,391 No, but I'll bring that up at the next olive meeting. 257 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,520 They have olive meetings here? 258 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,190 Oh, Sidney, you are so cute! 259 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,820 Do you have any idea 260 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,569 how many germs there are in a single kiss? 261 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,833 Excuse me, I hate to interrupt you two lovebirds, 262 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,294 but the captain has something to tell you. 263 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,785 I just want to say that since you two snuck off 264 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,297 and got married without any of us being there, 265 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,130 we want to have a wedding party for you tonight 266 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,795 at the captain's table -- just our family. 267 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,433 That will be very nice. 268 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:00,590 Thank you, merrill. 269 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,598 In the meantime, 270 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,180 I think it's best if we let you and your pretty young bride 271 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,675 have a little privacy. 272 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,636 Right, sir, I think I just saw them hang up 273 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,857 their "do not disturb" sign. 274 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,146 Adam, your friends are wonderful. 275 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,105 The way they welcomed me with open arms. 276 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,866 Yeah, they're a pretty terrific group. 277 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,489 And, uh, speaking of open arms... 278 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,482 [ Knock on door ] 279 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,226 Alice, wow, that's the most fantastic-looking dress 280 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,437 I've ever seen. 281 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,237 Well, don't tell me it's dangerous 282 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,610 because it's supposed to be. 283 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,066 Could you, uh, do me up? 284 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,616 Oh, can I? 285 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,579 I mean, certainly. 286 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,450 Are we ready? 287 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,247 Uh, all ready. 288 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,330 Uh, wait a minute. 289 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,094 Room key. 290 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,632 I knew there was something I forgot. 291 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,612 [ Laughter ] 292 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,940 Vicki: Is it time yet, dad? 293 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,824 I think so. Isaac, gopher. 294 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,901 Ahem, would you excuse us, please? 295 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,317 Hey, what's going on here? 296 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,275 Well, doc, in honor of this very special occasion, 297 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,446 we've had the chef work overtime. 298 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,445 I think you'll be happy with the results. 299 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,327 [ Isaac imitates fanfare ] 300 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,291 Ta-da! 301 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,786 Oh, you guys. 302 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:42,297 And look, doc, the little groom looks just like you. 303 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,971 Oh, Adam, it's beautiful. 304 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,550 I'd like to propose a toast. 305 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,140 To Adam, our dear friend. 306 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,266 To Tanya, who became Adam's bride 307 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,114 and so becomes our friend, also. 308 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:04,570 I wish you both years of love and happiness. 309 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,033 Hear! Hear! 310 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,033 Hear! Hear! 311 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,033 Hear! Hear! 312 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,033 No, here. 313 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,623 Isaac: Hey. 314 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,451 Uh, I'm not sure of the rules of etiquette 315 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,497 concerning proposing a toast to oneself, 316 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,501 but I'm gonna do it anyway. 317 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,554 To the luckiest man in the world 318 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,629 and to the woman who makes him feel that way... 319 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,886 For showing him how to love again. 320 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,274 Thank you. 321 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,859 Well, here's to a day spent buying me clothes 322 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,690 and sitting by the pool. 323 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,605 To help you relax. 324 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,863 I am relaxed. 325 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,373 Now, let's get down to business. 326 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,701 Lydia, you and I know that our relationship 327 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,787 has been purely as one executive to another. 328 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,422 That's all that matters. 329 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,789 Not when people are whispering that I got promotions 330 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,586 only because we were having an affair. 331 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,880 Damn it, I don't sleep with my vice-presidents -- 332 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,593 they ought to know that. 333 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,844 It is rather difficult to imagine a hard-nosed businessman 334 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,546 like yourself being involved with anybody. 335 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,176 Exactly. 336 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,888 All right, maybe I'm not the most romantic man in the world. 337 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,055 And I've never been married 338 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,903 because it didn't seem worth the trouble. 339 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,268 But that's all the more reason for you to ignore those lies. 340 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,566 You've gotta be tough, Lydia, 341 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,569 if you want to survive in the corporate world. 342 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,111 I was losing my effectiveness. 343 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,784 People resent taking orders 344 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,412 from somebody they think is the boss' mistress. 345 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,200 Petty, envious bigots. 346 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,413 Are you gonna let people like that drive you out? 347 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,584 It wasn't just me being hurt, you know? 348 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,753 Wh-- am I supposed to have another girlfriend? 349 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,382 I mean you, Mr. Kirby. 350 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,418 Your effectiveness was suffering, too. 351 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,252 It wasn't a good arrangement for either of us. 352 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,377 Woman's logic. 353 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,433 And you're no woman, Lydia. You're a top-notch manager. 354 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,758 Oh, thank you. 355 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,893 Oh, come on, you know what I mean. 356 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,600 Yes, I suppose I do. 357 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,600 You were giving me the highest compliment you could think of. 358 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,273 Would you prefer I said something silly like, uh, 359 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,602 "I love the way you look in your bikini"? 360 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,058 Do you? 361 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,068 Will you come back if I tell you? 362 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,110 No. 363 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,612 Then I won't tell you. 364 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:17,451 Sidney, whatever inspired you to become a safety inspector? 365 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,616 Oh. 366 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,464 Well, it all started when I was a very young boy of 13. 367 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,962 I remember it was a cold, wintry day 368 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,504 and I was sitting at the window looking out. 369 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,128 My brother was shoveling snow in the front yard, 370 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,965 and I was trying to figure out what to do with my life. 371 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,471 And, all of a sudden, it hit me. 372 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,183 The inspiration? 373 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,183 No, the shovel. 374 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,103 Flew out of my brother's hands 375 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,812 and conked me right on the skull. 376 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,772 From that day on, I decided that I was gonna devote my life 377 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,323 to making this world a safer place for people to live in. 378 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,818 Oh, Sidney, that's admirable. 379 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,951 Let's celebrate your dedication with a bottle of champagne. 380 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,319 Champagne? 381 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,565 Are you kidding? 382 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,826 And take the risk of knocking someone's eye out with the cork? 383 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,160 No way. 384 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,504 No, you're right. 385 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,369 Let's order a bottle of wine. 386 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,366 Or is wine too dangerous, too? 387 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,578 Well. 388 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,667 How about grapes? 389 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,667 Grapes? 390 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,963 Seedless. 391 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,206 Are you putting me on? 392 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,007 Maybe just a little. 393 00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,511 Alice, don't you care about safety at all? 394 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,854 No... 395 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,519 Just safety inspectors. 396 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,784 [ Slow dance music plays ] 397 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,244 Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me. 398 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,874 May I have your attention, please? 399 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,701 I'm pleased to present our very own 400 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,997 Dr. Adam bricker and his beautiful bride, Tanya, 401 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,292 in their first dance together as husband and wife. 402 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,368 Please, everybody, won't you join us? 403 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:28,081 Oh, Tanya, if I'd done nothing else my whole life 404 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,586 but dance with you, 405 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,748 I wouldn't feel that I'd wasted a moment. 406 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,917 I'm making up for lost time, too. 407 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,216 You know, when I was growing up in my country, 408 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,640 all the girls were dancing -- I was practicing my cello. 409 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,100 I was quite old before I ever even kissed a man. 410 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,932 Well, you may not have practiced your kissing 411 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,938 as much as you practiced your cello, 412 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,730 but I'm here to tell you, you're not only first cellist, 413 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,654 you're also first kisser. 414 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,653 That's because you're a marvelous conductor. 415 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,355 Ooh. 416 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,735 [ Clears throat ] 417 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,486 Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, 418 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,658 but there's a passenger in fiesta 117 419 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,287 that needs to see you. 420 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,287 Anything serious? 421 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,253 No, just a cold. 422 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,294 Won't keep you away from your lovely bride too long. 423 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,957 I'm sorry, darling. 424 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,956 Merrill, would you finish this dance for me? 425 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,798 Oh, I thought you'd never ask. 426 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,133 May I, Mrs. Bricker? 427 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,637 Tanya bricker. 428 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,810 I think I'm going to like saying that name. 429 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,889 That's because he can't pronounce "czeslovinska." 430 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,727 Lydia, I have transatlantic calls to place. 431 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,034 Not until you do something else first. 432 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,858 You're right -- I almost forgot. 433 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,034 Check gold futures in Zurich and pork bellies in Chicago. 434 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,623 And the dance floor in the acapulco lounge. 435 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,119 Shall we? 436 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,542 I'm not very good. 437 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,960 I don't dance much. 438 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:48,958 How often? 439 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,289 Every two years 440 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,834 at the international monetary fund gala. 441 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:53,998 That's it? 442 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,546 Well, the inauguration, of course. 443 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,130 I don't remember you going to Washington. 444 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,006 It was Truman's inauguration. 445 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,473 I danced with my mother. 446 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,386 All things considered, I'd say you're a pretty good dancer. 447 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,135 You know, I think I'm enjoying this. 448 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,438 Well, it sure beats pork bellies, doesn't it? 449 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,033 Do you know, Sidney, 450 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,235 there are things more important than safety -- 451 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,865 like love. 452 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,542 Love?! Love?! Are you kidding? 453 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,921 Do you have any idea how dangerous love could be? 454 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,209 Dangerous? 455 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,581 Of course, look at history. 456 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,048 It was Napoleon's love for Josephine 457 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,839 that clouded his mind and led to his defeat at Waterloo. 458 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,053 Sidney. 459 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,553 It was Antony's love for Cleopatra 460 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,184 that sent his barge up the river. 461 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,721 Sidney. 462 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,764 How about Samson and Delilah? She got -- 463 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,598 Sidney, if you and I work at it, 464 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,564 we might make the world safe for romance. 465 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,185 Come on. 466 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,185 Ah, where are we going? 467 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,612 To your place. 468 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,900 We'll, uh, put on some soft music and, uh, 469 00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,944 dim the lights and -- 470 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,647 dim the lights? Dim the lights?! 471 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,448 Oh, no, we can't do that. That could be very dangerous. 472 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,042 We might trip over something in the dark and fall. 473 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,658 Yes, but imagine where we might land. 474 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,756 Hi, guys. Where's doc? 475 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,891 Uh, he's treating a passenger with a cold. 476 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:26,638 On his wedding night? Poor guy. 477 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,100 Yeah, but when he gets back, we got a little surprise for him. 478 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,271 Since doc never gave us 479 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,268 a chance to throw him a bachelor party, 480 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,270 we figure that the least that we could do 481 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,442 would be to escort him to his bridal suite. 482 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,111 Here he comes. Don't say anything. 483 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,570 Okay, back to my honeymoon. 484 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,990 Where's Tanya? 485 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,319 Sorry, doc. We can't tell you that. 486 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,319 What? 487 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,324 We can't tell you, but we can show you. 488 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,406 Come on, doc. 489 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,406 Come on. 490 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,952 If I'm not back in a week, 491 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,785 don't you dare send a search party! 492 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:52,790 Come on, doc. 493 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,301 ♪ ...don't rent his room ♪ 494 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,588 Fellas, keep it down. 495 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,551 ♪ Here comes the groom ♪ 496 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,182 ♪ don't rent his room ♪ 497 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,299 [ French accent ] Adieu, Dr. Bricker. 498 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:11,256 You are a brave man to volunteer for this assignment. 499 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,308 Merci! 500 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:16,191 [ French accent ] This is above and beyond the call of duty. 501 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,439 À bientôt. 502 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,521 À bientôt. 503 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,819 ♪ There goes the groom ♪ 504 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,402 ♪ don't rent his room ♪ 505 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,568 [ Singing indistinctly ] 506 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,289 Ready or not, here I come. 507 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:48,425 I guess she's not ready. 508 00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,645 Beautiful, isn't it? 509 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,859 Very. 510 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,359 If anyone had told me two days ago 511 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,692 I'd be aboard a cruise ship today -- 512 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:08,157 and that you'd dance the night away? 513 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,528 I did, didn't I? 514 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:10,664 And that you'd even like it. 515 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,622 I did, Lydia. 516 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,163 But the real world still exists out there, 517 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,207 and you can't let it beat you. 518 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,751 Ah, the secret to the Kirby success -- 519 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,495 you never forget what you're after and you never give up. 520 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,877 Exactly. 521 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,343 And I don't want you to give up, either. 522 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:28,474 What do you say? 523 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,890 Will you come back to us? 524 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,258 You want me to be a fighter, huh? 525 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,224 We need you. 526 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,515 You and I know that everything between us is on the up-and-up. 527 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,729 Nothing else matters. 528 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,519 [ Sighs ] 529 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,024 Okay, Ralph. 530 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,435 To hell with all the lies and rumors. 531 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,074 Tear up my resignation. 532 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,191 That's great! 533 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,237 Well, I feel like a kid 534 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:52,571 with his first subscription to fortune magazine. 535 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,077 Welcome back aboard, Lydia. 536 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,512 Good night, Ralph. 537 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,107 Well, here we are. 538 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,776 Yes, uh, here we are. 539 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:38,947 Do you smell something burning? 540 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,537 Oh, it's passion. 541 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,786 It's smoke. 542 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,915 And it's coming from my cabin. 543 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,258 Nothing to worry about, folks, just a handkerchief. 544 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:55,301 Oh, no. I don't believe it. 545 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,807 Yeah, Mr. Willens, I'm afraid you left your iron plugged in. 546 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,179 Well, that's terrible. 547 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,426 How could I do a thing like that? 548 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,438 Well, sir, you of all people should know -- 549 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,110 better safe than sorry. 550 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,978 Try to be more careful next time, okay? 551 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,475 Yes. Yes, I will. 552 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,317 Oh, Sidney... Accidents do happen. 553 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,704 Not with me they don't. 554 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:19,161 I'm sorry, Alice, but I think we better call it a night. 555 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,754 Good night. 556 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,165 [ Sighs ] 557 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,585 Doc. What are you doing here? 558 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,505 I seem to have misplaced my wife. 559 00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,353 You haven't seen her, have you? 560 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,509 No. Well, maybe she went out on deck. 561 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,677 You know, the moonlight is very romantic tonight. 562 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,887 I like how you women think. 563 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,370 Tanya: Darling. 564 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,059 [ Laughing ] 565 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,895 Hi, guys. Either of you seen doc? 566 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,270 Are you kidding me?! 567 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,317 This is a man's honeymoon morning. 568 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,030 He won't be out till 3:00. 569 00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:35,450 The day after tomorrow. 570 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,118 My, how time flies. 571 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,658 Hey. 572 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,658 Hey. 573 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,453 Doc, we didn't expect to see you 574 00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,537 unless it was a state of emergency, man. 575 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,253 What happened? You run out of vitamins? 576 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,594 Doc, is there anything wrong? 577 00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:53,249 I'm just a little tired. 578 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,958 Ah, he's just a little tired. 579 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,758 Yeah, looks like you didn't sleep a wink all night long. 580 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,092 I-I didn't. 581 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,547 Ha ha! You devil. 582 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,557 This is a sad day for the single women of the world. 583 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,020 Speaking of women, where's Tanya this morning? 584 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:10,482 On cloud nine if my buddy doc's living up to his old reputation. 585 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:12,733 I don't know where she is. 586 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,954 Oh, good morning, Sidney. 587 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,953 You know, I was looking through this schedule here, 588 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,785 and, uh, I thought it might be fun to -- 589 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,620 no, I don't think so. 590 00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,115 What's wrong, Sidney? 591 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,077 What's wrong? What's wrong? 592 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,747 I'll tell you what's wrong. 593 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,836 That fire in there last night was caused by my carelessness. 594 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:38,472 Who cares? Everybody makes mistakes. 595 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,300 And do you know why I was so careless? 596 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,795 Because I was thinking of you. 597 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,756 Well, there's nothing wrong with that. 598 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,307 I have dedicated my entire life to safety. 599 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,981 Then you come along, and I become a pyromaniac! 600 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,150 That's ridiculous. 601 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,768 No, it is not ridiculous. 602 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,475 Do you realize what could have happened 603 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,975 in that room last night? 604 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,476 I do. 605 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,488 Ah. Yes, well, uh, I didn't mean that. 606 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:03,031 What I meant is, uh, don't you care about safety at all? 607 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,826 I care more about you. 608 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,449 At least I did. 609 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,804 Hello, Ralph. 610 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,846 What are you doing back in your old pinstripe? 611 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,509 Oh, Lydia. 612 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,518 I'm sorry about last night. I really botched things up. 613 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,231 Oh, come on, I -- 614 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,401 no. No, I took advantage of you. 615 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,150 You took advantage of -- 616 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,941 yes, and I admit it freely. 617 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,935 You're too good of an executive to be treated that way. 618 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,198 Now, hold on, Ralph. 619 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:45,989 I, uh, I think it might be wiser if we went back to "Mr. Kirby." 620 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,535 I promise you last night will never happen again. 621 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,540 Oh, you do? 622 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,371 Now, then, uh, if you'll change into something 623 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,996 a little more business-like, uh, 624 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:56,212 I'd like you to analyze a couple of offers I've roughed out. 625 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,214 Does it occur to you that I had something to do with last night? 626 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,917 You know, Ralph, we're equals. 627 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,717 You are not chairman of the board for this love affair. 628 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,551 Love affair?! 629 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,557 It was just a thing in the moonlight. 630 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,520 As the man, you decide, of course. 631 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,730 Well, I've got news for you -- you weren't out there 632 00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:14,230 kissing the back of your hand. 633 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,942 There was a female person involved. 634 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:18,732 I don't think I like hearing that tone from you, miss foster. 635 00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:21,186 Is this what you learned at the Harvard school of business? 636 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,737 No, Mr. Kirby, but I did learn 637 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:26,531 that there's more than one party to a contract -- 638 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,906 even oral contracts made in the moonlight. 639 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,164 Lydia. 640 00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,086 Need some help? 641 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,426 Oh, thank you. 642 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,561 I can't seem to get it open. 643 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,728 Sometimes I'm so macho, it scares me. 644 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,435 Hi, Isaac. 645 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,435 Hi. 646 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,948 Uh, let me have an orange blossom. 647 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,199 Okay. 648 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,501 Oh, gopher. 649 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,455 There is a spot right back here 650 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,415 that I don't seem to be able to reach. 651 00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:23,455 Would you mind? 652 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,048 I thought you'd never ask. 653 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,981 You know, it's important to protect your skin. 654 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,770 Yeah. 655 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,614 At least, that's what an expert once told me. 656 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:52,908 Mr. Willens? 657 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,834 Mr. Willens? 658 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,462 Oh, Mr. Willens, would you like me 659 00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:04,375 to help you back up on your stool? 660 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,844 No, thanks. I don't want to do that trick again. 661 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:09,054 You should really be more careful. 662 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,225 [ Knock on door ] 663 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,024 Who is it? 664 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,647 Tanya: It's Tanya. 665 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,815 Come in. 666 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:30,204 Adam, I've been looking for you. 667 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,871 Why did you leave? 668 00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:34,039 It was our wedding night. 669 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:37,368 Well, I didn't realize it meant so much to you. 670 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,745 I don't understand. Was it something I said? 671 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,923 Yes, as a matter of fact, it was. 672 00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:47,052 As I recall, you promised to love, honor, and Cherish, 673 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,881 but maybe what we have here is a language barrier. 674 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,587 Apparently those words don't carry the same meaning 675 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,598 in your native tongue. 676 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,850 Adam, I wish you'd explain what you're -- 677 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:58,062 no, I think you're the one that owes the explanation. 678 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,892 Tanya... 679 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,652 Tanya, how am I supposed to feel? 680 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:06,611 Last night was the most wonderful night of my life 681 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:09,073 until I walked out on deck looking for 682 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,573 the woman I planned to spend the rest of my life with 683 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,076 and found her with another man? 684 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,278 Oh, no! 685 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,448 Oh, Adam, I had no idea you saw. 686 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,247 Oh, that's a wonderful excuse. 687 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,960 I feel much better now. 688 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,880 I don't know what to tell you. 689 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,549 Well, for starters, how about who the hell was that guy 690 00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:28,048 and what were you doing kissing him? 691 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,971 I wish I could answer you, Adam. 692 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,970 But I can't. 693 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:36,676 [ Door closes ] 694 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,772 Now, look, Roger, I don't want us to lose that company. 695 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:45,726 It's too important. 696 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,725 You draft a letter to their stockholders 697 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:48,777 outlining our offer. 698 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,900 [ Knock on door ] 699 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,276 Come in. Make those points about 700 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,162 their lousy management good and strong, 701 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,449 clear it with legal, and get it out. 702 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,754 Hello. 703 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,408 You wanted my analysis of some offers, I believe. 704 00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,417 Look, uh, about this morning. 705 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:06,379 Please, Mr. Kirby, that was very unprofessional of me. 706 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,301 In retrospect, I can only admire 707 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,759 your management skills in dealing with the matter. 708 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,590 Now, about those offers. 709 00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,386 Oh, uh... 710 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,470 Well, actually, I polished those off myself. 711 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,306 Uh, but I would like you to look at a cable 712 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,851 from our, uh, ionosphere components division. 713 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,814 It's here somewhere. 714 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,815 West coast marketing division. International monetary fund. 715 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,819 I'm sure they'll all notice how much better you dance 716 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,531 at their next gala. 717 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,031 Secretary of commerce. 718 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,662 I love the way your hair smells. 719 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:35,869 Thank you. 720 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,988 My shampoo is made by our syntheco-chemical subsidiary. 721 00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:41,656 Ah, here we are. Ionosphere components. 722 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,826 I'd like to get a reaction from you. 723 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,665 Uh, on the offer. 724 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,670 Excuse me. 725 00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:53,338 Yes, I see what you mean. 726 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:57,184 The prospects here look quite attractive. 727 00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:59,851 I think you should make a move. 728 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,521 You're right, Lydia. 729 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,429 Mr. Kirby! 730 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,429 What? 731 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,348 Now, about that cable from the I.M.F. -- 732 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,306 damn it, let's forget about the I.M.F. 733 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,066 You're right, we can put that off. 734 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:11,398 It's much more important I get right to work on this ionosphere bid. 735 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,994 Lydia! 736 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:16,239 And, please, it's "miss foster" from now on. 737 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,992 [ Telephone rings ] 738 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,235 What?! 739 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:26,366 There you are. 740 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,207 Thanks, Isaac. 741 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,711 You know what I've been thinking? 742 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,384 You want a seat belt for your bar stool. 743 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,513 By the way, how are things going? 744 00:35:34,590 --> 00:35:36,220 Oh, I don't know, Isaac. 745 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,220 So far, so good, I guess. 746 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,222 "So far, so good." 747 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,274 You know, the way you say that reminds me of a story. 748 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,428 What story? 749 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,726 Well, it's about a guy who jumped off a 20-story building, 750 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,600 and as he passed the 10th floor, someone heard him say, 751 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,438 "so far, so good." 752 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,364 Well, I guess that's me, Isaac. 753 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:55,572 I don't know why I'm so unhappy. 754 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:58,783 Just this morning I rededicated my whole life to safety. 755 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,065 And now I'm miserable. 756 00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:02,077 I don't know what went wrong. 757 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,949 Mr. Willens, playing it safe is fine 758 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:05,746 if it keeps you from getting hurt. 759 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,750 But sometimes it keeps you from doing 760 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,292 the things you really want to do. 761 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,456 Like seeing Alice? 762 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,456 Exactly. 763 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,415 Now, maybe you should learn to take a chance 764 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:15,545 every once in a while. 765 00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:17,431 What's the worst that could happen? 766 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,218 Well, I could break an arm or a leg. 767 00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,762 Is that any worse than a broken heart? 768 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,715 I guess not. 769 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:27,095 What good is being safe if you have no one to be safe with? 770 00:36:27,184 --> 00:36:28,814 You know something? 771 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,645 You're right, Isaac. 772 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,440 Where are you going? 773 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:35,653 To do something I really want to do. 774 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,315 Break a leg! 775 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:51,790 Hello, Mr. Kirby. 776 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,086 Miss McCoy. 777 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,129 You look lost. Can I help you? 778 00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:55,921 Oh, no. I'm fine, thank you. 779 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,505 Tell me something, miss McCoy. 780 00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:00,010 Why are you women so hard to figure out? 781 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,092 Oh, probably because you can't punch us up 782 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:03,798 on one of your adding machines. 783 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,178 The problem is people don't look at things analytically, 784 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,515 balancing fact against fact. 785 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,310 It's the only way to reach a decision 786 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,393 that makes everybody happy. 787 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,148 Well, maybe that works in the business world, but -- 788 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:14,480 no, it works anywhere. 789 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,355 Including right here. Excuse me. 790 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:17,782 Mm-hmm. 791 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:20,150 Are you sure we can talk here, Mr. Kirby? 792 00:37:20,237 --> 00:37:22,317 It's not a very business-like environment. 793 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:23,986 Okay, I know when I'm licked. 794 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:26,285 Oh, if you're talking about our setback 795 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,409 in the central-American mines deal -- 796 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,455 I'm talking about us. 797 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,455 Us? 798 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,499 Oh, yes, U.S. -- unified smelting. 799 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,713 I haven't finished that analysis yet. 800 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,753 I am not talking about smelting. 801 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,336 I am talking about the fact that I care for you... 802 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,342 And that I handled the situation stupidly. 803 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,224 You really see that? 804 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,224 [ Sighs ] 805 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:45,011 I don't know how I could have ever been so blind. 806 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,346 But now I've had time to think it through. 807 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,731 Obviously, if an imaginary romance 808 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,019 hurt our business reputations, a real one would be worse. 809 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,863 So there's only one ideal solution. 810 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,229 Ralph, are you asking me -- 811 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,355 I'm firing you. 812 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,355 What?! 813 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,822 With my help, you'll have no trouble 814 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:03,363 getting an even higher position in any one of a number of firms, 815 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,237 leaving us free to be in love. 816 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:06,994 Now kiss me. 817 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:09,656 I'll get it, darling. 818 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,503 Consider yourself kissed, Mr. Kirby! 819 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,213 Kissed off! 820 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,718 [ Knock on door ] 821 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,345 Come in. 822 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:35,397 Merrill, can I talk to you? 823 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:36,769 Of course. 824 00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,903 What's the matter? 825 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,408 It's Tanya. 826 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,080 What happened? 827 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,119 Well, I spent my wedding night alone sleeping in -- 828 00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:54,213 or rather not sleeping in -- my examining room. 829 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,370 Adam, I don't understand. 830 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,168 You have a charming, lovely, new bride. 831 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,921 You should be the happiest man in the world. 832 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,503 I was. 833 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:03,718 Until I walked out on deck last night... 834 00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:09,604 Merrill, I saw her... Kissing another man. 835 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,930 Oh. 836 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,635 I don't know who he was or where he came from. 837 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:17,016 Merrill, she was... Kissing him. 838 00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:22,606 Adam, I hate to say this, 839 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:26,073 but you only met Tanya two weeks ago. 840 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,775 What do you really know about her? 841 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:30,825 All I know is that I love her. 842 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,750 Then maybe you should give her a chance to explain. 843 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:34,998 She won't talk to me about it. 844 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:37,421 I'm sure she will when she's ready. 845 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,210 What's important is that she knows you'll be there to listen. 846 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,053 Thanks, merrill. 847 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,154 Good evening, folks. 848 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,113 What is Mr. Willens doing on your skateboard?! 849 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,203 I don't know, but I sure hope that lady has insurance! 850 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,115 Mr. Willens! 851 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:17,502 Mr. Willens, are you all right? Are you okay? 852 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:18,791 I'm fine. 853 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:20,174 Okay. All right. 854 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,791 This is just a warning. 855 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:24,707 Next time I'm going to have to give you a ticket. 856 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:28,469 I couldn't find the brakes. 857 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,721 Are you crazy -- skateboarding on deck? 858 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,103 Oh, that was nothing. 859 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,769 You should have seen me going down the stairs. 860 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,349 If you're trying to kill yourself, 861 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:39,483 I'd appreciate it if you go and do it someplace else. 862 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:42,022 Wait a minute, Alice. You don't understand. 863 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,566 I'm doing this for you. Don't you get it? 864 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,820 No more safe Sidney willens. 865 00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:50,412 For once in my life, i'm willing to risk getting hurt. 866 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:52,199 Well, then you and your little skateboard 867 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,203 should be very happy together. 868 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,405 Wait a minute, Alice. I don't care about skateboards. 869 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,035 I don't care about ironing boards. 870 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,462 I don't care about bald tires. 871 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:03,541 Well, bald tires -- maybe just a little bit. 872 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:07,007 Alice, there's only one thing in this world that can hurt me. 873 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:08,259 And that's you. 874 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:11,390 And I'm gonna give you the opportunity. 875 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:15,469 Alice...i love you. 876 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,480 Me, I said that. 877 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,020 I said that? 878 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:22,273 I said it. 879 00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:24,194 I love you, Alice. 880 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,823 Sidney, I love you, too. 881 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,568 You know something? 882 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:36,036 I could have killed myself on that stupid thing. 883 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,432 [ Sighs ] 884 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:56,100 You sure do know how to hurt a guy's ego... 885 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,140 Not to mention his tailbone. 886 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,774 And you sure do know how to ask for it. 887 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,981 If I was wrong to fire you, then you were wrong to quit. 888 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,943 Are we even on that score? 889 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,113 I'm not keeping score. 890 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:12,742 Look, I'm not used to talking to people I'm in love with. 891 00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:14,781 Because it never happened before. 892 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:16,615 You gotta give me a break. 893 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,790 What do you want from me, Ralph? 894 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,960 I want to marry you. 895 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,419 So I can stay home and take care of the house 896 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,290 for you and all the little acquisitions? 897 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,747 Now, wouldn't that be a terrible waste of woman power? 898 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:30,507 We'll both keep our old jobs 899 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,969 and let all the tongue-waggers say what they want. 900 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,840 Well? 901 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:38,847 I'll vote for that merger 100%. 902 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,288 Adam. 903 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:04,619 Tanya. Tanya, where have you been? 904 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:06,747 I've been thinking, Adam... 905 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,134 About what I've done to you. 906 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:11,511 Tanya, before you say anything, I want you to know 907 00:43:11,588 --> 00:43:14,338 no matter what the problem is, we can work it out -- 908 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:16,585 as long as we stay together. 909 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:21,347 You make it so hard for me to say what I have to say. 910 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,642 Adam, we shouldn't be married. 911 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,727 I know we rushed into it, but as long as we love each other -- 912 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:32,193 I care for you very deeply, Adam, but... 913 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:35,696 God forgive me, I've never loved you. 914 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,989 Not in that way. 915 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,616 Then why did you marry me? 916 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,999 Misha. 917 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,839 This is why. 918 00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:57,552 Adam, meet mikhail shakopovic. 919 00:43:57,634 --> 00:43:59,054 Mikhail shakopovic? 920 00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:01,176 The political dissident? 921 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:06,232 Tanya, I don't understand. 922 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,520 Tanya and I were engaged to be married three years ago. 923 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,895 Then the communists forced me to seek asylum in your country. 924 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,243 Without each other we were miserable. 925 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,409 Then I got a chance to come to america with the orchestra. 926 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:20,619 For six months we were together again. 927 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:23,869 When it came time to go back, I couldn't bear to leave him. 928 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:25,952 Marrying me would have done no good 929 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,578 since I'm not yet a citizen. 930 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:30,924 So you married me instead to stay in the country. 931 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,921 I'm truly sorry, Adam. 932 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:33,923 I was desperate. 933 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:35,884 I never meant to hurt you. 934 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:39,644 I just didn't realize what a selfish thing I was doing. 935 00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:42,758 The party leaders knew she was seeing me over here. 936 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,886 If she went back, she would have been put in prison. 937 00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:47,604 I see. 938 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,774 I would have sought asylum like mikhail did, 939 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,733 but in order to come to your country, 940 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:54,484 i had to sign documents swearing allegiance to state. 941 00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:57,106 I was afraid your government would not approve of this. 942 00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:00,284 I knew I shouldn't have followed Tanya on the ship. 943 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:04,834 But I just couldn't help but follow her. 944 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,120 So what happens now? 945 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:10,874 Tomorrow when we dock, I'll see lawyer about annulment. 946 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,458 Tanya and I will have to work this out on our own. 947 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,415 I'm sorry this had to happen. 948 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:21,142 So am I. 949 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,389 Adam. 950 00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:30,102 Adam, I would give anything not to put you through this. 951 00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:34,015 I just hope someday you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 952 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:04,680 So, Mr. Kirby, 953 00:46:04,761 --> 00:46:06,511 I see the chairman of the board and his vice-president 954 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,467 have resolved their differences. 955 00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:10,387 Completely. She's coming back to work... 956 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,806 As Mrs. Kirby. 957 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,524 I beg your pardon? 958 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,904 Whoops, um, I mean Mrs. Lydia foster-Kirby. 959 00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:19,032 So that gossip won't be a problem anymore? 960 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:22,239 Right. You might say we've put those rumors to bed. 961 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:29,156 Ah, well, it looks like love really does conquer all. 962 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:30,834 It sure does. 963 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,373 Isaac, I don't know how to thank you. 964 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:33,666 You're a very wise man. 965 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,709 I am? Well, thank you very much. 966 00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:37,002 It's all in the line of duty. 967 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,665 Oh, Mr. Willens, I'm glad I found you. 968 00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,554 I wanted you to have this. 969 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,221 Oh. Well, thank you very much. 970 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,590 But don't you want it? 971 00:46:44,676 --> 00:46:47,466 Are you kidding? Those things are dangerous. 972 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,181 No, thank you. 973 00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:54,557 Well, so long, Isaac. 974 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,595 So long. 975 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:59,404 Doc, how are you holding up? 976 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,903 Well, aside from the fact that my heart feels like 977 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:05,025 it's been run over by a bulldozer, I'm doing okay. 978 00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:06,573 Here comes the wrecking crew now. 979 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:12,198 Adam, I will remember you always. 980 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:16,117 Well, this is an experience I won't easily forget, either. 981 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,288 I want you to know I'll take care of annulment 982 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:19,877 before I leave country. 983 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:22,462 You may not be leaving the country. 984 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,258 The captain has something to say to you. 985 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,762 Tanya, at Adam's request, 986 00:47:27,844 --> 00:47:30,434 I called a friend of mine in Washington last night. 987 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,934 After explaining your situation, 988 00:47:33,016 --> 00:47:36,646 he's arranged for a hearing to discuss giving you 989 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,768 political asylum here in the United States. 990 00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:41,475 Oh, captain, I don't know what to say. 991 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,317 Thank you, Adam. 992 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,282 You're a beautiful man. 993 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,572 I wish you every happiness in the world. 994 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:49,276 Both of you. 995 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,906 Thank you, Adam. 996 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,293 What could I ever do to repay you? 997 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:56,580 Just make sure her next marriage lasts forever. 998 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:57,665 Thank you. 999 00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,289 Goodbye. 1000 00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,289 Goodbye.